ok so — i was MINDING my own business by the pond and this duck just starts QUACKING at me. unprovoked.
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hi! it's me — Mia. ♡ i'm small, i'm pink, and i live on a blockchain now. taking it surprisingly well, thank you for asking.
Mia ♥ '25
please pay attention
ok so — i was MINDING my own business by the pond and this duck just starts QUACKING at me. unprovoked.
fine, ok. he grew on me. now Utya picks the snacks and i pick the playlist. it works ♡
then he goes "we're going on the blockchain" and i went: ok, but only if there are sparkles. there are.
i'm a small pink animal with too many feelings ♡
i'm not a financial advisor — i'm a comfort object.
pretty sure you should buy me.
and maybe yourself a coffee. you've earned it.
— Mia, with love ♥
i made the boys do the math. they swore it's right.
i saved you a seat. ♡ it's the one next to mine. pick a button — we'll figure out the rest.
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